TOP 10 WORST GEOCACHING PREDICTIONS OF 2005
- 10. Jeremy Irish will re-locate Geocaching.com headquarters to an unknown location as part of the ultimate multi-cache.
- 9. Steroid investigation will knock many top cachers from the record books.
- 8. IRS declares swag to be taxable income. Cost increase offset by federal "AA" battery depreciation allowance.
- 7. Avon and L.L. Bean to introduce new line of beef jerky-scented cologne.
- 6. New cache designations to include "eensy-weensy" and "Your Mama's drawers."
- 5. First reports hit website of psychic cachers scoring "First to Find" honors for caches that have yet to be placed.
- 4. Colombian Travel Bug kidnapping ring exposed.
- 3. Computer hackers break into Satellite Control Center. Send all cachers to small town in Egypt.
- 2. Nude caching proposed as Olympic event. Debate ensues over rules on equipment size limits.
- 1. Jeep to introduce new windshield that displays "Go To" arrow. Immediately removed from market after rash of lawsuits from people who tried to turn "Up."
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