10. "We'll look for the kids later ... Check those rocks over there."

9. "What 'Bridge Out' sign?"

8. "Daddy? What does H-I-G-H V-O-L-T-A-G-E spell?"

7. "I don't think those are dog tracks, dear."

6. "Hmmmm, ... Acetone jugs? Empty boxes of cold tablets? ... Honey maybe they're a bunch of painters with nasty head colds. Go ask the guy with all the tattoos.... he looks like he's in charge."

5. "Daddy? Daddy? Can I play with the big doggy, too?"

4. "I thought you brought the parachute."

3. "Wow! That swelled up fast! Can you still sign the log?"

2. "Look! The bleeding's stopped. Get up and look in those bushes."

1. "I get to make a phone call, right? ... Or is that just in the movies?"