All the Best Puns Have Been Taken
By Tony Delgado
aka TableSaw
aka TableSaw

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Across 1. ER readout 4. Stop along the rails 9. Chris Kattan SNL character 14. Style for Eng. papers 15. First word in three Hawaiian virtuals 16. Role for Clooney or Sinatra 17. N 41° 48.832 W 080° 49.636 20. Disapproved contraction 21. More lubricated 22. Shake and shiver 26. Big score, perhaps 27. Sphere 30. That girl 31. It's hung over? 33. Half of Gemini 35. Magisterial mallet 37. __ de gallo 38. N 45° 03.273 W 118° 34.094 42. "The Waste Land," for example 43. 15-Across, in Tel Aviv 44. Like a meadow 47. Author Leon 48. One of 2,192 for the Bambino 51. "What else?" 52. Negative, for Burns 54. One of the Sweathogs 56. Gives birth to 59. March Madness org. 60. N 51° 59.824 E 004° 20.678 65. ____ Dame 66. Hitman, perhaps? 67. Singer Kiki 68. Ants, mosquitos, etc. 69. Punchy prankster? 70. It's often to the left of F1 |
Down 1. Sci-fi psychic 2. Actress Danes 3. Actor James 4. Pop 5. Jeff Lynne's rock group 6. "A ____ on this gout!" (Shakespeare) 7. State where the coordinates of 17- Across are located 8. Understood 9. Dr. Octopus portrayer, in Spider-Man 2 10. Measure of a field 11. Like Woody Allen 12. Kalamazoo lass 13. Finale of A Chorus Line 18. Source of many bills 19. Knighted Brit Guiness 23. Shine 24. Hot stuff? 25. Sands 28. A fake one is a good hiding place 29. Pal, on the street 32. 1912 Peace Nobelist Root 34. Exasperating e-mail 35. Precious things 36. It's sometimes by the hi-hat 38. Rent 39. Walkman necessities 40. Radar residue 41. Shameful statistic 42. Tour group 45. Dangers in the underbrush 46. Barbaric sound 48. Back off 49. Slants 50. Soon enough 53. Put your name on the log 55. It can make mountains into molehills 57. ____ Plus 58. Snoozer's spot 60. Measure of econ. growth 61. Caviar 62. GI rank 63. Part of a giggle 64. It's human to do it |
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